A tough looking group of bikers were riding along, when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped.
The leader, a big burly man, got off his bike and asked, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she replied.
While he didn't want to appear insensitive, the biker didn't want to miss a great opportunity, so he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, she did and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.
Afterwards, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I've ever had. That's a real talent you're wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"
"Well, my parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"