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PostSubject: The Salesman   The Salesman EmptySat Sep 10, 2011 1:54 pm

A young guy from Wisconsin moves to Texas and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.

The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Wisconsin."

Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow.

I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought something from you today?

The kid says "one".

The boss says "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day.

How much was the sale for?"

The kid says "$141,237.65".

The boss says "$141,237.65? What the heck did you sell?"

The kid says, "First, I sold him a small box of fish hooks. Then I sold him a box of medium fishhooks. Then I sold him a box of larger fishhooks. Then I sold him a new fishing rod and reel. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."

The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a box of fish hooks and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?"

The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, maybe you should go fishing.
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PostSubject: Re: The Salesman   The Salesman EmptySat Sep 10, 2011 7:35 pm

roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: The Salesman   The Salesman EmptySat Sep 10, 2011 9:28 pm

allright
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PostSubject: Re: The Salesman   The Salesman EmptySun Sep 11, 2011 10:28 pm

roflmao roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: The Salesman   The Salesman EmptyMon Sep 12, 2011 10:14 am

And you guys think that we are just "Cheese Heads"....now ya get the real deal!!

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PostSubject: Re: The Salesman   The Salesman EmptyMon Sep 12, 2011 6:28 pm

allright . going to use at my next sales meeting
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