SouthernSxSRiders
Would you like to react to this message? Create an account in a few clicks or log in to continue.


Most come for the information and opportunity. Most stay for the friendships that are formed. Welcome!


 
GalleryHomePortalLatest imagesRegisterLog in

 

 The hairdresser

Go down 
AuthorMessage
Gimpy
SSXSRider Member
Gimpy


Number of posts : 7708
Registration date : 2009-10-01
Location : Louisville, KY

The hairdresser Empty
PostSubject: The hairdresser   The hairdresser EmptyWed Oct 12, 2011 9:19 pm

This is something to think about when negative

people are doing their best to rain on your parade.

So remember this story the next time someone

who knows nothing and cares less tries to make

your life miserable.




A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her

hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband..

She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who

responded:

" Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there?

It's crowded and dirty.. You're crazy to go to

Rome .. So, how are you getting there?"

"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got

a great rate!"

"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser..

" That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old,

their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always

late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?"

"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on

Rome'sTiber River called Teste."

"Don't go any further... I know that place.

Everybody thinks its gonna be something special

and exclusive, but it's really a dump."

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe

get to see the Pope."

"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and a

million other people trying to see him. He'll look

the size of an ant.

Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're

going to need it."

A month later, the woman again came in for a

hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip

to Rome .

"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not

only were we on time in one of Continental's brand

new planes, but it was overbooked, and they

bumped us up to first class.. The food and wine

were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old

steward who waited on me hand and foot.

And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a

$5 million remodeling job, and now it's a jewel,

the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were

overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their

owner's suite at no extra charge!"

"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well

and good, but I know you didn't get to see the

Pope."

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we

toured the Vatican , a Swiss Guard tapped me on

the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to

meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as

to step into his private room and wait, the Pope

would personally greet me.

Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked

through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down

and he spoke a few words to me."

"Oh, really! What'd he say ?"


He said: "Who the F*** did your hair?"











Back to top Go down
http://lwurzel@twc.com
 
The hairdresser
Back to top 
Page 1 of 1

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
SouthernSxSRiders :: General :: The Comedy Zone-
Jump to: