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Woodtick
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Woodtick
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Woodtick


Number of posts : 3254
Registration date : 2008-11-15
Age : 74
Location : Wood County West Virginia

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PostSubject: All Girl Biker Bar!   All Girl Biker Bar! EmptyWed Oct 19, 2011 7:05 pm


An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He stumbles his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels whiskey.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,
Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blond girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blond woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blond joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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carolinarhino

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Number of posts : 54
Registration date : 2010-02-15
Age : 53
Location : Statesville, n.c.

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PostSubject: Re: All Girl Biker Bar!   All Girl Biker Bar! EmptyWed Oct 19, 2011 7:07 pm

roflmao
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stealth
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stealth


Number of posts : 2219
Registration date : 2009-07-14
Age : 52
Location : Wise Va,

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PostSubject: Re: All Girl Biker Bar!   All Girl Biker Bar! EmptyWed Oct 19, 2011 7:12 pm

roflmao
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RAYRAY

RAYRAY


Number of posts : 90
Registration date : 2011-10-15
Age : 59
Location : Statesville,nc

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PostSubject: Re: All Girl Biker Bar!   All Girl Biker Bar! EmptyWed Oct 19, 2011 7:18 pm

DUH HUH.... roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao
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nocerisdave
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nocerisdave


Number of posts : 5674
Registration date : 2008-01-22
Age : 59
Location : Laceys Spring AL

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PostSubject: Re: All Girl Biker Bar!   All Girl Biker Bar! EmptyWed Oct 19, 2011 7:37 pm

roflmao
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mason
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mason


Number of posts : 2247
Registration date : 2009-04-07
Age : 69
Location : austinville,va

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PostSubject: Re: All Girl Biker Bar!   All Girl Biker Bar! EmptyWed Oct 19, 2011 7:59 pm

roflmao
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firepup
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firepup


Number of posts : 374
Registration date : 2010-01-28
Age : 63
Location : Marysville, Ohio

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PostSubject: Re: All Girl Biker Bar!   All Girl Biker Bar! EmptyWed Oct 19, 2011 8:06 pm

roflmao I need to tell my wife this one. If you don't ever hear from me again you will know she didn't like it.
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BIG D 57
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BIG D 57


Number of posts : 2087
Registration date : 2010-01-05
Age : 67
Location : BLANCHESTER,OH

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PostSubject: Re: All Girl Biker Bar!   All Girl Biker Bar! EmptyWed Oct 19, 2011 8:14 pm

roflmao
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Goose
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Goose


Number of posts : 2971
Registration date : 2010-03-15
Age : 75
Location : Barnesville, Ga.

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PostSubject: Re: All Girl Biker Bar!   All Girl Biker Bar! EmptyThu Oct 20, 2011 8:08 pm

roflmao
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muddy-one
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muddy-one


Number of posts : 547
Registration date : 2009-09-20
Age : 60
Location : Holladay, Tn

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PostSubject: Re: All Girl Biker Bar!   All Girl Biker Bar! EmptyThu Oct 20, 2011 10:05 pm

roflmao thatsright
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Foxfire
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Foxfire


Number of posts : 6060
Registration date : 2008-04-01
Age : 73
Location : Bristol, Wisconsin

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PostSubject: Re: All Girl Biker Bar!   All Girl Biker Bar! EmptyFri Oct 21, 2011 12:40 am

Man ....I don't know which is better, Woody's all girl biker bar joke, or Firepup's reply Exclamation All Girl Biker Bar! 13435 All Girl Biker Bar! 13435 All Girl Biker Bar! 13435
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ohsresq
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ohsresq


Number of posts : 1753
Registration date : 2010-10-25
Age : 51
Location : Dayton,Ohio

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PostSubject: Re: All Girl Biker Bar!   All Girl Biker Bar! EmptyFri Oct 21, 2011 12:38 pm

roflmao lol!
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