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 Poor Old Ole and His Bad Luck!

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Woodtick
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Location : Wood County West Virginia

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PostSubject: Poor Old Ole and His Bad Luck!   Poor Old Ole and His Bad Luck! EmptyMon Oct 31, 2011 8:38 am

Ole was hunting geese up in the Minnesota woods. He leaned the old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. As luck would have it, the foolish dog knocks the gun over, it goes off and Ole took most of an ounce of #4 in the groin.

Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he comes to.... And there is his doctor, Sven

"Vell Ole, I got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."

"What's the bad news?", asks Ole

"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your pecker. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena ."

"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Ole. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in the Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers, so you don't piss in your eye."
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Age : 52
Location : Wise Va,

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PostSubject: Re: Poor Old Ole and His Bad Luck!   Poor Old Ole and His Bad Luck! EmptyMon Oct 31, 2011 9:33 am

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PostSubject: Re: Poor Old Ole and His Bad Luck!   Poor Old Ole and His Bad Luck! EmptyMon Oct 31, 2011 11:15 am

Poor Old Ole and His Bad Luck! 13435 Poor Old Ole and His Bad Luck! 13435 Poor Old Ole and His Bad Luck! 13435 Poor Old Ole and His Bad Luck! 13435 .. clap clap
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PostSubject: Re: Poor Old Ole and His Bad Luck!   Poor Old Ole and His Bad Luck! EmptyMon Oct 31, 2011 11:46 pm

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