Gator Diet???

Two Alligators were sitting around talking, and the smaller Alligator turned to the bigger
one & said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the
same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it .'

' Well,' said the big Gator, what have you been eating ?'

' Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Gator .

' Hmm. Well, where do you catch them ?'

' Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol '

' Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them ?'

' Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars & wait for one to unlock the car door.
Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat 'em

' Ah!' says the big Alligator, 'I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real
nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a politician, there's
nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase .

YEP !!

so true

Holy helll!!!

its the truth