A driver is stuck in a traffic jam in Washington DC.
Nothing is moving! Suddenly, a man knocks on his car window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks "What's going on"?
''Terrorists down the road have kidnapped all the members of our
Congress and Obama......
They're asking for $10 million in ransom.
Otherwise, they're going to douse them with gasoline and set them on
fire!
We're going from car to car taking up a collection".
The driver asks "How much is everyone giving, on the average"?
''Most people are giving about two gallons"!
