Number of posts : 3254 Registration date : 2008-11-15 Age : 74 Location : Wood County West Virginia
Subject: Blonde with an emergency Fri Nov 04, 2011 1:12 pm
A blonde is on board a small two-seater airplane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.
"Mayday, mayday! My pilot just died!"
ATC received her call for help and answers back: "Don't worry, madam. I'll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you to give me your height and position."
"I'm 5"2' and sitting in the right front seat."
ATC: "Repeat after me: Our Father..... which art in Heaven....
stealth SSXSRider Staff
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Subject: Re: Blonde with an emergency Fri Nov 04, 2011 1:14 pm
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Subject: Re: Blonde with an emergency Fri Nov 04, 2011 2:40 pm
DOG SSXSRider Member
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Subject: Re: Blonde with an emergency Fri Nov 04, 2011 6:41 pm
bush SSXSRider Staff
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Subject: Re: Blonde with an emergency Sat Nov 05, 2011 1:47 am
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Subject: Re: Blonde with an emergency Sat Nov 05, 2011 8:42 am
EnviousRage SSXSRider Member
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Subject: Re: Blonde with an emergency Tue Nov 08, 2011 6:28 am
Why does it always have to be blonde jokes....boo.
Why does it always have to be blonde jokes....boo.