Lets have some fun with

Old sayings that you don't hear much any more that your folks used to use a lot. Some of those I have are: "That thing shines like a diamond stuck in a dog's ass" Or, "Boy you'd better behave or I'm gonna hit you so hard you'll starve to death bouncing." Or how about, "That stinks as bad as the shithouse door on a tuna boat"

Lest hear some of yours!

In response to an obvious answer to a question:

Does Raggedy Ann have cotton tits?

That's tighter than a frogs ass stretched over a rain barrel.

Shes been banged more than a screen door in a hurricane

"Does a bear shit in the woods"

"Does a crack baby shake"

Somebody singing badly- "I wish you were a radio so I could turn you off"

"Useless as windsheild wipers on a goats ass" (my dad used to say that one)

"Colder than a welldigger arse"

"Ima go down to mcdonalds and get you a whineburger with some frenchcries, you sissy."

Busier than a dog with 3 dicks!

Busier than a 1 armed paper hanger with the crabs!

If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass hopping....

Its raining harder than a two pecker-ed cow pissing on a flat rock.

if grandma had balls she would be grandpa

Don't let 10 seconds of courage F----up the rest of your life

That's slicker than fresh cat shit on a hot tin roof in the middle of July.

It snowed knee deep to a tall Indian.

Don't that beat all?
Those are my Grandfather's lines.

and my favorite is: Why does everyone with nothing to do, want to do it with me?

Slicker than snot on a glass door knob.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore

Wilder than a 3 peckerd BILLY-GOAT THAT hair lipped every cow in TEXAS

That SOB rattles like two skeletons screwing on a tin roof!

"The second mouse gets the cheese."

Not sure if this is quite correct for this thread, but I like it anyhow............

What goes up the chimney down but won't go down the chimney up?

My momma use to tell me this one...

" If you go out and get killed playing in the street...I'm gonna kick your ass!!!!!"

Its hotter than a fresh fu$%ed fox in a forest fire!

Foxfire wrote:

Not sure if this is quite correct for this thread, but I like it anyhow............

What goes up the chimney down but won't go down the chimney up?

umbrella

nigger rigged aka afro enginering

"Man it's hot enough to make a person forget their fear of Hell"