I knew he reminded me of somebody famous.....

On the left is "Walter", Jeff Dunham's dummy.
The one on the right - is Obama's.

....now Woody, is this your own creation If so, I gotta invest a little $$$$$$$ in you ....to get you on Comedy Central, or your own TV show, or get you to catalog all of this stuff and get you published.....hell I'll be able to retire too

Ya know Fox, I told the wife once that I should have kept a record of shit that happened at the plant I worked at for 32 years before retirement. I saw shit every day that was way funnier that all the crap on TV. Case in point: I went into the locker room one day about mid shift and heard the showers running. I stuck my head in to see if someone had forgot to turn them off. There was one of my pals an I asked why he was taking a shower mid shift. He replied that he'd just returned from getting his annual company phys. I turned to leave when I heard him yell, "That damn doctor had so much KY Jelly up my ass, when I farted in here it was like someone Thompson Water Sealed the floor". I always thought that was a good one!

And no, that pic wasn't mine. Just one that someone e mailed me that I though funny enough to share with me buds.

Now there's a word picture for ya

Not sure which is funnier.

I always look forward to your jokes and today i read two and they both have me:ROFLMAO

Daamn....that is sooo close....very funny