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 One of the ALL TIME GREATS at his Very Best! Mr. Rodney Dangerfield

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Woodtick
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PostSubject: One of the ALL TIME GREATS at his Very Best! Mr. Rodney Dangerfield   One of the ALL TIME GREATS at his Very Best! Mr. Rodney Dangerfield EmptyThu Dec 01, 2011 8:14 am

My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 am this morning, can you believe that..... 2:30 am?!? Luckily for him I was still up playing my trumpet.

A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says,"How do you know?" He says, "The sex is the same but the ironing is building up!"

I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she told me that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I told her, "You're pulling my leg."

I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the beach!! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.

My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.

Went for my routine check up today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my ass! Do you think I should change dentists?

A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." He says,"What do you expect? You're in a wheel chair."

I was explaining to my girlfriend last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening. "

The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I went back to the thrift shop to get all her clothes back.
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PostSubject: Re: One of the ALL TIME GREATS at his Very Best! Mr. Rodney Dangerfield   One of the ALL TIME GREATS at his Very Best! Mr. Rodney Dangerfield EmptyThu Dec 01, 2011 7:37 pm

roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: One of the ALL TIME GREATS at his Very Best! Mr. Rodney Dangerfield   One of the ALL TIME GREATS at his Very Best! Mr. Rodney Dangerfield EmptyThu Dec 01, 2011 8:59 pm

He was and still is, one of my favorites. Thanks!
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PostSubject: Re: One of the ALL TIME GREATS at his Very Best! Mr. Rodney Dangerfield   One of the ALL TIME GREATS at his Very Best! Mr. Rodney Dangerfield EmptySat Dec 03, 2011 1:36 am

lol!
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