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PostSubject: Insensitivity 101   Insensitivity 101 EmptyWed Dec 14, 2011 11:15 am

ome of these just busted me up big time! Insensitivity 101 13435 Insensitivity 101 13435 Insensitivity 101 13435 Insensitivity 101 13435

Insensitivity?

*I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. * *I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning! * *The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did .... she's 21 and her name's Lucy. * *Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50.
It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary. * *My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether." * *Question - Are there too many immigrants in the United States? * *17% said yes; * *11% said No; * 72% said "I am not understanding the question please." * *The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries! * *A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home. * *1st kid says "A computer". **Teacher replies "That'd be very useful." **2nd kid says "a new lawn mower" and gets a similar response. **Little Johnny pops up and says "At my house we don't need nothin." **The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something. * *Little Johnny replies, "no I'm sure." "When my sister started going out with a Muslim, I remember my dad saying, "Well, that's the last damned thing we need." * *A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How do you know?" He says "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!" * *My girlfriend says she thinks that I might be a stalker. Well she's not exactly my girlfriend yet. * *I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening." * *My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back. * *I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's-oriented iPod after realizing that "iTouch Kids" is not a good product name. * *The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods in Pakistan. I said we'd love to, but our garden hose only reaches to the driveway. *

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