A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am
> >> by a loud pounding on the door.
> >> The man gets up and goes to the door
> >> where a drunken stranger,
> >> standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
> ... >>
> >> "Not a chance," says the husband,
> >> "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
> >>
> >> He slams the door and returns to bed.
> >>
> >> "Who was that?" asked his wife.
> >>
> >> "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
> >>
> >> "Did you help him?" she asks.
> >> "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning
> >> and it is pouring rain out there!"
> >> "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
> >> "Can't you remember about three months ago
> >> when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?
> >> I think you should help him,
> >> and you should be ashamed of yourself!
> >> God loves drunk people too.
> >>
> >> The man does as he is told, gets dressed,
> >> and goes out into the pounding rain.*
> >> *
> >> He calls out into the dark,
> >> "Hello, are you still there?"
> >>
> >> "Yes," comes back the answer.*
> >> *
> >> "Do you still need a push?"
> >> calls out the husband.* *"Yes, please!"
> >> comes the reply from the dark.*
> >> *
> >> "Where are you?" asks the husband.*
> >> *
> >> "Over here on the swing set,"replied the drunk
