21 things that can only be said around the Holidays without getting into trouble!

1. I prefer breasts to legs.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10.. Don't play with your sausage..
11.. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go..
12.. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13.. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14.. A bit spilled onto your chin.
15.. How long will it take after you put it in?
16.. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17.. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18.. That's the biggest chick I've ever had!
19.. I'm so full; I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20.. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21.. I do like a good stuffing.

Oh yea!!!!!!! I'm all over #3....