***DUI --- Southern Style*

Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar.
After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar
so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes,
with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an
eternity, in which he tried his keys on five different
vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it.
He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons
left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car,
switched the wipers on and off - it was a fine, dry summer
night - flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times,
honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved
the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little, and
then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of
the other patrons' vehicles left.

At last, when he was the only car left in the parking lot,
he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time,
now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights,
and promptly pulled the man over and administered a
breathalyzer test.

To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence
that the man had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded,
the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to
the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the truly proud Redneck.
"Tonight I'm the designated decoy."*

COUNTY-LAW

only in the south!!

Gotcha

Now that was a good one Gimpy!!