Keeping You Updated
Playboy magazine reportedly offered Sarah Palin $4,000,000 to pose nude in an
upcoming issue. Michelle Obama was offered $50 by National Geographic.
In other news ... we all remember when KFC offered a "Hillary" meal, consisting
of two small breasts and two large thighs. Now KFC is offering the "Obama Cabinet Bucket."
It consists of nothing but left wings and chicken shit.
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I heard the President's visit to the troops didn't go so well.....
Oh yes, you are going to forward this, aren't you!
"IN GOD WE TRUST"
