These are actual comments made by
> South Carolina Troopers that were
> taken off their car videos:
> 1. "You know, stop lights don't
> come any redder than the one you
> just went through."
>
> 2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight
> because they're new. They'll
> stretch after you wear them a
> while."
>
> 3. "If you take your hands off the
> car, I'll make your birth
> certificate a worthless document."
>
>
> 4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail
> tired."
>
> 5. "Can you run faster than 1200
> feet per second? Because that's the
> speed of the bullet that'll be chasing
> you."
>
> 6. "You don't know how fast you
> were going? I guess that means I can
> write anything I want to on the
> ticket, huh?"
>
> 7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the
> shift supervisor, but I don't think
> it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm
> the shift supervisor?"
>
> 8. "Warning! You want a warning?
> O.K, I'm warning you not to do that
> again or I'll give you another
> ticket."
>
> 9. "The answer to this last
> question will determine whether you
> are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat
> or a dog?"
>
> 10. "Fair? You want me to be fair?
> Listen, fair is a place where you go
> to ride on rides, eat cotton candy
> and corn dogs and step in monkey
> poop."
>
> 11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two
> more tickets and my wife gets a
> toaster oven."
>
> 12. "In God we trust; all others we
> run through NCIC." ( National Crime
> Information Center )
>
> 13. "Just how big were those 'two
> beers' you say you had?"
>
> 14. "No sir, we don't have quotas
> anymore. We used to, but now we're
> allowed to write as many tickets as
> we can."
>
> 15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief
> (of Police) is a personal friend of
> yours. So you know someone who can
> post your bail."
>
> AND THE WINNER IS....
>
>
>
>
> 16. "YOU DIDN\'T THINK WE GIVE
> PRETTY WOMEN TICKETS? _YOU\'RE
> RIGHT, WE DON\'T. SIGN HERE."_
> ******************************
"COUNTY LAW"