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Gimpy
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Number of posts : 7708
Registration date : 2009-10-01
Location : Louisville, KY

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PostSubject: Southern Police   Southern Police EmptySat Feb 18, 2012 8:41 pm

These are actual comments made by
> South Carolina Troopers that were
> taken off their car videos:
> 1. "You know, stop lights don't
> come any redder than the one you
> just went through."
>
> 2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight
> because they're new. They'll
> stretch after you wear them a
> while."
>
> 3. "If you take your hands off the
> car, I'll make your birth
> certificate a worthless document."
>
>
> 4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail
> tired."
>
> 5. "Can you run faster than 1200
> feet per second? Because that's the
> speed of the bullet that'll be chasing
> you."
>
> 6. "You don't know how fast you
> were going? I guess that means I can
> write anything I want to on the
> ticket, huh?"
>
> 7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the
> shift supervisor, but I don't think
> it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm
> the shift supervisor?"
>
> 8. "Warning! You want a warning?
> O.K, I'm warning you not to do that
> again or I'll give you another
> ticket."
>
> 9. "The answer to this last
> question will determine whether you
> are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat
> or a dog?"
>
> 10. "Fair? You want me to be fair?
> Listen, fair is a place where you go
> to ride on rides, eat cotton candy
> and corn dogs and step in monkey
> poop."
>
> 11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two
> more tickets and my wife gets a
> toaster oven."
>
> 12. "In God we trust; all others we
> run through NCIC." ( National Crime
> Information Center )
>
> 13. "Just how big were those 'two
> beers' you say you had?"
>
> 14. "No sir, we don't have quotas
> anymore. We used to, but now we're
> allowed to write as many tickets as
> we can."
>
> 15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief
> (of Police) is a personal friend of
> yours. So you know someone who can
> post your bail."
>
> AND THE WINNER IS....
>
>
>
>
> 16. "YOU DIDN\'T THINK WE GIVE
> PRETTY WOMEN TICKETS? _YOU\'RE
> RIGHT, WE DON\'T. SIGN HERE."_
> ******************************

busted "COUNTY LAW"
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Number of posts : 65
Registration date : 2012-02-09
Age : 42
Location : Spartanburg SC

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PostSubject: Re: Southern Police   Southern Police EmptySat Feb 18, 2012 9:19 pm

I live in SC and believe everything you posted has been said and then some by our Troopers. Just good ole' country boys with a badge, gotta find humor on the job somehow.
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Number of posts : 1210
Registration date : 2010-12-18
Age : 52
Location : Jackson, Ky

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PostSubject: Re: Southern Police   Southern Police EmptySat Feb 18, 2012 10:12 pm

COUNTY-LAW busted
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MuddyBuddy
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Number of posts : 2085
Registration date : 2010-01-03
Age : 37
Location : Nashville, TN

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PostSubject: Re: Southern Police   Southern Police EmptySat Feb 18, 2012 10:18 pm

My personal favorite is after getting pulled over License and regiswhat the hell are you doing out this late!?!?! It was one of my buddies from the gym haha I wasn't speeding so after laughing I was like why did you pull me over you ass, he said he got bored and one of my tail lights looked darker than the other (this is back when i had the mustang saleen which didnt help either)
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Registration date : 2008-06-06
Age : 39
Location : Castlewood VA

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PostSubject: Re: Southern Police   Southern Police EmptySat Feb 18, 2012 11:32 pm


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Craig_C

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Number of posts : 737
Registration date : 2010-06-21
Age : 40
Location : Corydon, IN

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PostSubject: Re: Southern Police   Southern Police EmptySat Feb 18, 2012 11:57 pm

Actual conversation between me and Mr Indiana State Trooper after catching me going slightly (70 in 55) over the speed limit.

Him-"Hows it going?"

Me- "well its gettin worse"

"does your speedometer work"

"Yep"

"Well the speed limit is still 55 here, why you going so fast?"

"just in a hurry"

"Well, we sell permits for that, let me get you one!"

All I could do was laugh! He did only give me a warning, Im not sure how much those "permits to speed" cost, Im glad I didnt have to buy one!
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Number of posts : 5674
Registration date : 2008-01-22
Age : 58
Location : Laceys Spring AL

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PostSubject: Re: Southern Police   Southern Police EmptySun Feb 19, 2012 1:36 am

uplaugh
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Number of posts : 2219
Registration date : 2009-07-14
Age : 52
Location : Wise Va,

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PostSubject: Re: Southern Police   Southern Police EmptySun Feb 19, 2012 8:17 am

roflmao
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dfarrington
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Number of posts : 110
Registration date : 2012-02-02
Age : 68
Location : Advance, N.C.

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PostSubject: Re: Southern Police   Southern Police EmptySun Feb 19, 2012 7:03 pm

Cop I can believe these, ticketed more than i care to discuss in S.C. over the years.

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Number of posts : 2971
Registration date : 2010-03-15
Age : 75
Location : Barnesville, Ga.

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PostSubject: Re: Southern Police   Southern Police EmptySun Feb 19, 2012 7:18 pm

I had a SC trooper pull me over one time for speeding and gave me a warning. Very nice conversation and he never mentioned my speeding so I said Oh I'll make sure I slow down he looked at me and said "Don't be too hasty now without people like you I would be out of a job."
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