Linda Fletcher, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting
her in-laws and while there went to a nearby
supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her
husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway
with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed,
with both hands behind the back of her head. He became
concerned and walked over to the car.
He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she
looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and
Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the
head and had been holding her brains in for over an
hour.
The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the
car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to
remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad
Of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury
Biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a
loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of
dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached
back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but
quickly recovered.
Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter,
but that could all be a coincidence. The defective biscuit
canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from
2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.
