A Pilot's Story
Once upon a time, a pilot asked a beautiful princess, "Will you marry me?"
The princess said, "No!"
And the pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and drove hot cars and chased skinny long-legged women and hunted and fished and went to topless bars and dated women half his age and he drank Weihenstephaner German beer and Captain Morgan and never heard any complaining and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and happily ate cold leftover meals, potato chips and beans and passed gas whenever he wanted and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was really cool and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up!
The End.
