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cajuncoot
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PostSubject: Daddy Longlegs   Daddy Longlegs EmptyThu Jun 14, 2012 5:37 pm

Daddy Long Legs



· Stories about children and their views of the world are always touching.

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· A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.

· He smiled as he reflected on how sweet his little girl was.

· Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

· He went over to her to see what had captured her attention.

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· He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

· 'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.

· 'They're mating,' her father replied.

· 'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.

· A Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.

· 'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

· 'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat.

· 'Well", she said, "that may be OK in California , but we're not having any of that shit in LOUISIANA !!





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PostSubject: Re: Daddy Longlegs   Daddy Longlegs EmptyThu Jun 14, 2012 7:09 pm

thatsright
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PostSubject: Re: Daddy Longlegs   Daddy Longlegs EmptyThu Jun 14, 2012 7:13 pm

I love that little girl thatsright
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PostSubject: Re: Daddy Longlegs   Daddy Longlegs EmptyThu Jun 14, 2012 7:23 pm

roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: Daddy Longlegs   Daddy Longlegs EmptyThu Jun 14, 2012 9:09 pm

roflmao thatsright
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PostSubject: Re: Daddy Longlegs   Daddy Longlegs EmptyThu Jun 14, 2012 9:10 pm

roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: Daddy Longlegs   Daddy Longlegs EmptyThu Jun 14, 2012 9:23 pm

thatsright
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PostSubject: Re: Daddy Longlegs   Daddy Longlegs EmptyThu Jun 14, 2012 10:39 pm

uplaugh uplaugh uplaugh uplaugh uplaugh roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: Daddy Longlegs   Daddy Longlegs EmptyFri Jun 15, 2012 1:26 am

She has my vote for President! !!!!!!!
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