At dinner, a little boy was ordered by his father to lead in prayer .
BOY: But I don’t know how to pray .
DAD : Just pray for your family members , friends and neighbors , the poor , etc .....
BOY : “Dear Lord,” he started
Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream . Bless them so they won’t come again !
Forgive our neighbor’s son , who removed my sister’s clothes and wrestled with her on her bed yesterday .
This coming Christmas , please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy’s computer .
And provide shelter , Lord , to the homeless men who use mom’s room when daddy is at work ..
AMEN
boy