A little boy walked into his parents bedroom and saw his mother without a top on. He pointed to her breast's and asked "What are those?" She wasnt sure what to say, and quickly said, "Those are my ballons and when I die someone will blow them up and I will float right up to heaven." A few days later the little boy called his father at work and was crying and telling his dad "Mommies dying! mommies dying!!" The father franticly asked "What happened?" the little boy said "I dont know, but the mailman is in mommies room blowing up her ballons and mommy keeps screaming OH GOD I'm COMING!!
