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Woodtick
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PostSubject: Math!!!!   Math!!!! EmptyFri Jan 04, 2013 6:27 pm



If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49 today! If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have received $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg plan. And as a bonus...
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you damned proud to be an American!





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Gimpy
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PostSubject: Re: Math!!!!   Math!!!! EmptyFri Jan 04, 2013 7:35 pm

thatsright I guess I need to start drinking more. Only had 3 of Stealths beers camping once last year.
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PostSubject: Re: Math!!!!   Math!!!! EmptyFri Jan 04, 2013 8:32 pm

thats just not right lol roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: Math!!!!   Math!!!! EmptyFri Jan 04, 2013 9:38 pm

roflmao Good one Phil!!
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PostSubject: Re: Math!!!!   Math!!!! EmptySat Jan 05, 2013 9:05 am

thatsright lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Math!!!!   Math!!!! EmptySat Jan 05, 2013 11:19 am

Well that sucks.....I am in bad shape...I gotta see if I can get a 401-Bong plan going, or I'll never be able to retire... Bong
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