A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up.
> One is a retired pilot in his mid seventies and the other is a
> gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties.
> The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is
> one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer, so you two had better be
> good or you're history. Here's your equipment --chair, whip and a gun.
> Who wants to try out first?"
> The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip,
> and the gun, and steps right into the lion's cage.
> The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About
> halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked
> body.
> The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and
> starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her
> entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
> The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a
> display like that in my life." He then turns to the retired pilot and
> asks, "Can you top that?"
> The tough old pilot replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of
there."
