-A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home?
-Joey says "A computer." The teacher replies, "That would be very
useful."
-Kimmy says "A new lawn mower." and gets a similar response.
-Little Johnny pops up and says "At my house we don't need nothing!"
-The teacher asks him to think again carefully, as everybody needs
something.
-Little Johnny replies, "No I'm sure. When Obama was re-elected, I
remember my dad saying, 'Well, that's the last thing we needed’.”
