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Gimpy
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PostSubject: Holy Humor   Holy Humor EmptyThu Feb 07, 2013 8:12 pm

GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!



There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother

2. He liked Gospel

3. He didn't get a fair trial





But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business

2. He lived at home until



He was 33

3. He was sure His Mother was a virgin and His Mother

was sure He was God







But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands

2. He had wine with His meals

3. He used olive oil





But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was aCalifornian:

1. He never cut His hair

2. He walked around barefoot all the time

3. He started a new religion






But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was anAmerican Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature

2. He ate a lot of fish

3. He talked about the Great Spirit





But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married..

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.





But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because



there was still work to do!



Can I get an AMEN!

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PostSubject: Re: Holy Humor   Holy Humor EmptyFri Feb 08, 2013 9:55 am

Good one Gimpy, but I hope to GOD that HE wasn't a woman Exclamation
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