How Deer Think

GREAT QUOTE!
>> Deer Hunting Story...even if you don't care about hunting...Gotta Love Ted!
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>> Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan , was being interviewed by a liberal journalist, an animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, 'What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, 'Are you my friend?' or is it 'Are you the one who killed my brother?
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>> Nugent replied, 'Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, what am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the Democrats in Congress.'
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>> The interview ended.

Gotta love "Uncle Ted"

lmao

Woodtick wrote:

Gotta love "Uncle Ted"

Ted is the greatest!!!!!!!

Need to send all of the Teds my way to clear out all the varment. I Hit a deer last week in the wifes car and again this weekend with the jeep causing lots of costly damage. We are over run with them.

I dont know how deer think but if they do think, Im pretty sure the two I hit were thinking oh shit when I plowed into them at 60mph. messy, mangeled and a hard site to see when they get up trying to run off and body parts are missing-falling and flopping around in the road.

Noway was I going to get out and shoot it to put it out of its misery--I would probably go to jail for that the way todays world thinks about things anymore.

Deer are much better off to be

TED FOR PRESIDENT!

Ted for president