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mason SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 2247 Registration date : 2009-04-07 Age : 69 Location : austinville,va
| Subject: Old Timers Hospital Stay Mon Feb 25, 2013 9:21 pm | |
| OLD TIMER’S HOSPITAL STAY:
Don’t mess with old people............
I am a sick old man.
I was sick and in the hospital.
There was one nurse that just drove me crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child.
She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,
‘And how are we doing this morning’,
Or ‘Are we ready for a bath’, or ‘Are we hungry?’
I had had enough of this particular nurse.
One day, at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bedside stand. Later, I was given a urine bottle to fill for testing.
So you know where the juice went!
The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it.
‘My, it seems we are a little cloudy today. ‘
At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, ‘Well, I’ll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time.’
The nurse fainted..........
I just smiled.
DON’T MESS WITH ‘OLD’ PEOPLE
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Gimpy SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 7708 Registration date : 2009-10-01 Location : Louisville, KY
| Subject: Re: Old Timers Hospital Stay Mon Feb 25, 2013 9:24 pm | |
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ohsresq SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 1753 Registration date : 2010-10-25 Age : 51 Location : Dayton,Ohio
| Subject: Re: Old Timers Hospital Stay Mon Feb 25, 2013 9:25 pm | |
| My Mom told me this when i was younger saying my grandfather did this to a nurse in the mens ward of the hospital were she candy striped. WOW!!!!!! It brought back a funnt memory of my Grandfather. Mason | |
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BIG D 57 SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 2087 Registration date : 2010-01-05 Age : 67 Location : BLANCHESTER,OH
| Subject: Re: Old Timers Hospital Stay Mon Feb 25, 2013 10:01 pm | |
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wvregulators SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 825 Registration date : 2012-10-27 Age : 63 Location : Indianapolis. and West Virginia
| Subject: Re: Old Timers Hospital Stay Mon Feb 25, 2013 10:15 pm | |
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muddy-one SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 547 Registration date : 2009-09-20 Age : 60 Location : Holladay, Tn
| Subject: Re: Old Timers Hospital Stay Tue Feb 26, 2013 8:23 am | |
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Woodtick SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 3254 Registration date : 2008-11-15 Age : 74 Location : Wood County West Virginia
| Subject: Re: Old Timers Hospital Stay Tue Feb 26, 2013 3:59 pm | |
| A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A pretty, young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. 'Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask. 'Are my testicles black?' Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.' He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?' Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.
Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly: 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely...... 'A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ??' | |
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Goose SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 2971 Registration date : 2010-03-15 Age : 75 Location : Barnesville, Ga.
| Subject: Re: Old Timers Hospital Stay Tue Feb 26, 2013 7:02 pm | |
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mason SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 2247 Registration date : 2009-04-07 Age : 69 Location : austinville,va
| Subject: Re: Old Timers Hospital Stay Tue Feb 26, 2013 7:05 pm | |
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DOG SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 1305 Registration date : 2010-02-20 Age : 49 Location : Dalton Ga
| Subject: Re: Old Timers Hospital Stay Fri Mar 01, 2013 9:23 am | |
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