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 The Redneck's Wife Gives Birth!

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A Redneck went to the hospital as his wife was having a baby.


Upon arriving he sits down, and the nurse says,
"Congratulations, your wife has had quins,." 5 big baby boys
The Redneck says, "I'm not surprised, I have a penis on me like a chimney."
The nurse replies, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned, they’re all black."
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roflmao
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ouch
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Holy poo
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spank
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Friend of mine ended up with a redhead daughter.... Both parents have brown hair... Doc said the red hair was from rust!!!! Guess they don't get busy much!!!
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