Seating arrangements in heaven

Al Gore,Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go to heaven:
God addresses Gore first.''Al, what do you believe in?''



Gore replies: "Well, I believe Iwon the 2000 election,

but that it was your will that I did not serve

And I've come to understand that now.''

God thinks for a second and says:

"Very good. Come and sit at my left.''


God then addresses Clinton. "Bill, what do you believe in?''



Clinton replies: "I believe in forgiveness.

I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man

and I hope no grudges are held against me.''

God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son.

Come and sit at my right.''


Then God addressesObama. "Barrack, what do you believe in?''



Obama replies: "I believe you're in my chair."

Hmm... I seriously doubt those three will ever get a glimpse of Heaven's Gate because I certainly don't want those liars in my corner of heaven.

Thankfully, I am not their Judge...