A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man
of Your House." Finding new courage that he never knew he had, he stormed
into the kitchen and announced to his wife, "From now on, you need to know
that I am the man of this house and my word is the 'Law.' You will prepare
me a gourmet meal tonight, bring it to me, and when I am done eating my
meal, you will clear the dishes and serve me a scrumptious dessert. After
dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will make love the way I
want! Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will
put on soothing music, wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
You will massage my feet and hands to relieve any last bit of tension so
that I can sleep like a baby. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me
and comb my hair?" The wife replied, "The damn funeral director would be
my first guess, unless I have your ass cremated."
