Teacher ask a little boy, If there is five birds on the power line and you shoot one of them how many would be left? The little boy replies none. No she replies the answer is four how did you come up with none she asked? Well the boy replied if you shoot one the others will get scared and fly off.The teacher replies I like the way you think. So the little boy asked the teacher,if there is three women and they have icecream, and one is eating the icecream, and one is licking the icecream, and the last one is sucking the icecream which one is married? the teacher replies the one that is sucking,the boy replies no the one that is wearing the wedding ring but I like the way you think!
