For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said 'Son, we'd give you one but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.'
The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked 'Son, where are you going?'
Little Johnny told him.,. 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait, because she was coming too.,. and I'll be damned if I'm staying here, by myself, with a $280,000 mortgage.,. and no damn bike!
