The 3 some

I'll confess, I ended up with an older woman last night.

She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old.

In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.

She asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?

'What's that? I asked.

'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like,

I said, 'No, I haven't.' then she said with a wink, ‘tonight’s your lucky night’.

We went back to her place.

We walked in.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:

'Mom, you still awake?'

    

 

 That's all kinds of wrong !

 

What did her mom look like

that mite be holy schitts sister.

Pushrod, that is the Ole Schitts ex wife and mother in law.

   you can put lip stick on a pig...but you still got a pig!!

I thought it was the Crapsons daughter at first.