Guys I really need your help

NEED ADVICE......








I have never asked for help before, but I really need ya'lls advice.


I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, just some friends from work, you don't know them.


I try to stay awake and look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to finally check on her. Around midnight, I hid in the garage behind my Golf Clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls.'


When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, and she took her knickers out of her handbag and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Golf clubs, that I noticed a hairline crack where the grip meets the graphite shaft on my 3-wood.


Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it somewhere to get fixed ?......

it can easily be fixed by yourself...

some adhesive remover should free the head from the shaft.... may have to soak it for a day or so - but it should easily loosen up....

If it doesnt - break it off - the shaft is shot anyways with a hairline crack - you can then work on removing the bits and pieces from the head....

then - find a replacement shaft - AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE FOR THAT JOKE!!!

funny guy

oh, and how bout them dawgs - #1 coaches poll - team to beat - hopefully we live up to the hype.


(yes, even though I am in NC now - I grew up in GA as a DAWG - even though I skied for Clemson)

:(lmao: :(lmao: :(lmao: :(lmao: :(lmao: :(lmao:

you had me till i got to the knickers

You %^%$$&**&*(&^%*&$$&*&%&^$*&(*()(*(&%$$%##%%%$#%#% ........................

Damn good, Damn good :(lmao:

Well, my advice would have been to "fix" the 3 wood up side someone's freakin head if that were a real story. Golf clubs are cheap enough to replace.

:<club: Good one!!

Ass.

I here there is a sucker born everyday...guess I was the one sucker on Oct. 19 1965. GOT ME.














She dont have no buttons on her shirt!