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 Wife's Hearing Loss!

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lakelife14
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PostSubject: Wife's Hearing Loss!   Wife's Hearing Loss! EmptyMon Jan 05, 2015 10:11 pm


> Bert feared his wife Peggy wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he
> thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach
> her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.
> The Doctor told him there is a
> simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a
> better idea about her hearing loss.
>
> 'Here's what you do,' said the Doctor, 'stand about 40 feet away from
> her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears
> you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a
> response.'
>
> That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was In
> the den. He says to himself, 'I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what
> happens.' Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'
> No response.
> So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his
> wife and repeats, 'Peg, what's for dinner?'
> Still no response.
> Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his
> Wife and asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?' Again he gets no response.
>
> So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.
> 'Honey, what's for dinner?'
> Again there is no response.
> So he walks right up behind her.
> 'Peg, what's for dinner?'
>
> (I just love this)
> 'For X*-# sake, Bert, for
> the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!'
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lakelife14
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PostSubject: Re: Wife's Hearing Loss!   Wife's Hearing Loss! EmptyTue Jan 06, 2015 12:33 pm

roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: Wife's Hearing Loss!   Wife's Hearing Loss! EmptyTue Jan 06, 2015 1:08 pm

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Wife's Hearing Loss!   Wife's Hearing Loss! EmptyTue Jan 06, 2015 1:12 pm

roflmao now that's funny right there!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Wife's Hearing Loss!   Wife's Hearing Loss! EmptyTue Jan 06, 2015 7:29 pm

roflmao thatsright
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PostSubject: Re: Wife's Hearing Loss!   Wife's Hearing Loss! EmptyTue Jan 06, 2015 8:18 pm

Hummmm that hits close to home lol!
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