Number of posts : 7708 Registration date : 2009-10-01 Location : Louisville, KY
Subject: Now that's funny there Thu Mar 26, 2015 9:26 pm
I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer in spandex came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt. She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.” I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen?” She said, “I sure do." I said, “ Well, you better get back in it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”
My dental surgery is on Monday.
bush SSXSRider Staff
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Subject: Re: Now that's funny there Thu Mar 26, 2015 10:00 pm
ohsresq SSXSRider Member
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Subject: Re: Now that's funny there Thu Mar 26, 2015 10:32 pm
:ROFLMAOl
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Subject: Re: Now that's funny there Thu Mar 26, 2015 11:28 pm
Big-R SSXSRider Staff
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Subject: Re: Now that's funny there Sat Mar 28, 2015 8:45 am
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Subject: Re: Now that's funny there Sat Mar 28, 2015 9:52 am
