Well, Eric is the geezer who got home late one night:
Marilyn his wife was waiting for him with ..........
"Where the hell have you been?"
Eric replies "I was getting a tattoo!"
"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my willy" he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disgust.
"Why on earth would a Certified Public Accountant get a hundred dollar bill
tattooed on his willy?"
"Well...One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand..
And lastly... Instead of you going out shopping all the time,
now you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks
anytime you want!!"
Eric is presently in the Intensive Care Unit.
I'm afraid there are no visitors until further notice!
