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PostSubject: Another "Golf" joke!   Another "Golf" joke! EmptyTue Oct 27, 2015 6:39 pm



Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell
head over heels for her.

When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few
miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking

her out when they got home.


Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to dance clubs,
restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became

convinced that Nancy was indeed his soul mate and true love.

Every date seemed better than the last.


On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the

cruise ship, Ed took Nancy to a fine restaurant. While

having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said,

"I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you.

I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship

continues to the next stage.

So, before I ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to

warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf,
I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf.
If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now."


Nancy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that
certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and
I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest
with each other, you need to know that for the last five
years I've been a hooker."



Ed said, "You're probably not keeping your wrists
straight when you hit the ball."
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