A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. The waitress, who was taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair, under the table, then under the tablecloth. But, the man stared straight ahead.
The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risqué and worried that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the man: "Pardon me sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table."
The man calmly looked up at her and said: "No, she didn't..........She just walked in."
