> I am sorry that I have not been responsive lately to your emails.
> I have been somewhat under the weather since my doctors informed me that I
> have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse
> Fatigue ( PIST-AWF ).
>
>
> For those of you who do not know what that is, PIST-AWF is a newly defined
> disease that is found to be widespread and highly contagious.
>
>
> Symptoms include, but may not be limited to:
> Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing the
> President pander to Muslim terrorists.
> Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Obama twice.
>
>
> Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing terrorists murdering
> innocent people.
> If you feel you have Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse
> Fatigue, please notify your local election board and place your name on the
> list for a cure.
> It is hoped that the cure will be available in November of 2016.
>
>
> And I stupidly thought my affliction was due to aging!
