A cannibal was walking through the jungle
And came upon a restaurant operated by a
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked
over the menu....
+Toasted Tourist: $5.00
+Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+Fried Explorer: $15.00
+Baked/Grilled: Politicians $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."