Know the signs, spot the symptoms, and save a life.
Do You Know Someone Suffering From Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder
TURD is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, l
first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in
severity with passing time.
Sufferers of TURD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden
bouts of childlike rage, rioting and uncontrollable crying.
People with TURD are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept
that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again.
TURD Is caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United
States of America. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a
shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed
to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite in
such ill health she got chucked into the back of a van like a kidnap victim.
Research is ongoing, but TURD appears to correlate closely with the
following environmental and behavioral factors:
Membership in the Democratic Party
Identifying as a feminist
Currently enrolled in college, and/or possession of a Liberal Arts college
Living in a densely populated metropolitan area
Massive student debt
Spotty or non-existent work history
Patients with TURD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large
groups. Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from
their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of
accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and
irrationality. Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.
If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TURD, urge them to seek
treatment. Together we can beat this scourge J