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PostSubject: My Joke of the day   My Joke of the day EmptyFri Sep 26, 2008 3:44 am

A woman meets a Wheelin in a bar.






They talk; they connect; they end
up leaving together.







They get back to his place,







and as he shows her around his
apartment.



She notices that one wall of his
bedroom is





completely filled with soft, sweet,
cuddly teddy bears.





There are three shelves in the
bedroom,





with hundreds and hundreds of cute,





cuddly teddy bears carefully placed
in rows, covering the entire wall!





It was obvious that he had taken
quite some time to lovingly arrange them





and she was immediately touched





by the amount of thought he had
put into organizing the display.






There were small bears all along
the bottom shelf,






medium-sized bears covering the
length of the middle shelf,




and huge, enormous bears running
all the way along the top shelf.


She found it strange for an
obviously masculine handicap guy





to have such a large collection of
Teddy Bears,





She is quite impressed by his
sensitive side.





but doesn't mention this to him.




They share a bottle of wine and
continue talking and,





after awhile, she finds herself
thinking,





'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy
could be the one!





Maybe he could be the future
father of my children?'




She turns to him and kisses him
lightly on the lips






He responds warmly.





They continue to kiss, the passion builds,




and he romantically lifts her in
his arms and carries her into his bedroom





where they rip off each other's
clothes and make hot, steamy love.




She is so overwhelmed that she
responds with more passion,




more creativity, more heat than she
has ever known.




After an intense, explosive night
of raw passion with this sensitive guy,




they are lying there together in
the afterglow.
The woman rolls over, gently
strokes his chest and asks coyly,




'Well,how was it?'




Wheelin gently smiles at her,





strokes her cheek,




looks deeply into her eyes,



and says:

















'Help yourself to any prize




from the middle shelf'
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shawnley1222
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PostSubject: Re: My Joke of the day   My Joke of the day EmptyFri Sep 26, 2008 9:49 am

:(lmao: :(lmao: :(lmao:
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PostSubject: Re: My Joke of the day   My Joke of the day EmptyFri Sep 26, 2008 10:18 am

lol! :cold:
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PostSubject: Re: My Joke of the day   My Joke of the day EmptyFri Nov 14, 2008 10:18 pm

Soooooo Mister Smith , which would i get ? :evil:
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PostSubject: Re: My Joke of the day   My Joke of the day EmptyFri Nov 14, 2008 10:30 pm

Top prize my love..top prize!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: My Joke of the day   My Joke of the day EmptyFri Nov 14, 2008 11:32 pm

Wheelin wrote:
Top prize my love..top prize!!!!!!


GOOD ANSWER NICK. Get yourself one, any one, from the bottom shelf. Of course you may have said, You go beyond those shelves, your prize is a LEXUS, and free gas for a year.
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PostSubject: Re: My Joke of the day   My Joke of the day EmptyFri Nov 14, 2008 11:38 pm

haha
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PostSubject: Re: My Joke of the day   My Joke of the day EmptyFri Nov 14, 2008 11:50 pm

LEXUS?? keep talking drive
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PostSubject: Re: My Joke of the day   My Joke of the day EmptyFri Nov 14, 2008 11:55 pm

That's Cold..... and funny lol!
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PostSubject: Re: My Joke of the day   My Joke of the day EmptySat Nov 15, 2008 12:15 pm

Thats a good one.
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PostSubject: Re: My Joke of the day   My Joke of the day EmptySat Nov 15, 2008 12:50 pm

How often does the shelf get restocked? pot
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