An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passed gas and said, 'Seven Points.' His wife rolled over and asked, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'It's fart football.' A few minutes later, his wife let one go and said, 'Touchdown, tie score.' After about five minutes, the old man let another one go and said, 'Aha! I'm ahead 14 to 7.' Not to be outdone, the wife ripped out another one and said, 'Touchdown, tie score. Five seconds went by, and she let out a little squeaker. She said, 'Field goal! I lead 17 to 14.' Now, the pressure was on the old man. He refused to get beaten by a woman, so he strained real hard. Since defeat was totally unacceptable, he gave it everything he had. He accidentally shit in the bed. The wife asked, 'What the hell was that?' The old man replied, 'Half time, switch sides.'
:(lmao: