> A Democrat for five minutes
>> _
>> I was driving from Iowa City to Cedar Rapids the other day
>>
>> when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat.
>>
>> My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to
>> the next town.
>>
>> The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van.
>>
>> He yelled out the window, "Need a lift?"
>>
>> "Yes, I sure do," I replied.
>>
>> "You a Republican or Democrat," asked the old man.
>>
>> " Republican," I replied.
>>
>> "Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.
>>
>> Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same
>> question.
>>
>> Again, I gave the same answer, " Republican." The driver gave me the
>> finger and drove off. I thought it over and decided that maybe I
>> should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly
>> political and
>> there appeared to be few Republican.
>>
>> The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde.
>> She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Republican or Democrat.
>>
>> "Democrat!" I shouted..
>>
>> "Hop in!" replied the blonde.
>>
>> Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in
>> the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect
>> breasts, and
>> a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.
>> Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car."
>>
>> She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I
>> jumped out. "What's the matter?" she asked.
>>
>> "I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for
>> five minutes and already I want to screw somebody."
