Cooter and Bubba were sippin suds at the corner tavern ,when Cooter says i want to get more educated so i'm goin to college. Cooter goes down and meets the dean and the dean says we will sign you up for math, english, science and logic. Cooter ask the dean ,whats logic? The dean says ,do you have a weedeater? coot says yea the dean says since you have a weedeater i can logially say you have a yard Thats true says coot i have a yard ,Wait i am not done says the dean if you have a yard you must have a house,yea i gotta house says coot, well logically then says the dean you must have a wife and family says the dean, yea i do says coot, damn you figured all that cause i own a weedeater! Coot meets bubba at the bar and Bubba ask what did ya find out and what ya takin at college? Coot says math , english science and logic. Bubba ask whats logic ? coot asks him you got a weedeater? Bubba says no ,Coot says ,You must be a queer!
Well, he could be right!
