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GunRunner
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PostSubject: Blue the talking dog...   Blue the talking dog... EmptyThu Feb 05, 2009 5:43 pm

A young cowboy from Wyoming goes off to college. Half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money.


He
calls home. "Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education is
developing! They actually have a program here in Laramie that will
teach our dog, Ol' Blue how to talk!"

"That's amazing," his Dad says. "How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?"

"Just send him down here with $1,000" the young cowboy says. "I'll get him in the course."

So, his father sends the dog and $1,000.

About two-thirds of the way through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home.

"So how's Ol' Blue doing son?" his father asks.

"
Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't
believe this - they've had such good results they have started to teach
the animals how to read!"

"Read!?" says his father, "No kidding! How do we get Blue in that program?"


"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class."

The
money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem. At the end of the
year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read. So
he shoots the dog.

When he arrives home at the end of the year,
his father is all excited. "Where's Ol' Blue? I just can't wait to see
him read something and talk!"

"Dad," the boy says, "I have some
grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ol'
Blue was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the
Wall Street Journal, like he usually does. Then he turned to me and
asked, "So, is your daddy still messing' around with that little
redhead who lives in town?"The father exclaimed, "I hope you shot that
big mouth before he talks to your Mother!"

"I sure did, Dad!"

"That's my boy!"
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CaptMorgansgirl
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PostSubject: Re: Blue the talking dog...   Blue the talking dog... EmptyThu Feb 05, 2009 6:11 pm

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Blue the talking dog...   Blue the talking dog... EmptyThu Feb 05, 2009 6:57 pm

DAMN, I wish I's that smart!!
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PostSubject: Re: Blue the talking dog...   Blue the talking dog... EmptyThu Feb 05, 2009 7:03 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Blue the talking dog...   Blue the talking dog... EmptyThu Feb 05, 2009 11:22 pm

roflmao
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