Why I Voted Democrat

Subject: Why I Voted Democrat Thu Feb 26, 2009 6:37 pm

I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry
whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on
a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon
of gas at 15% isn't.

I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better
job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as
nobody is offended by it.

I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the
bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good
people.

I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun,
and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from
murderers and thieves.

I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if
it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away
in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of
millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and
give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite
the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would
never get their agendas past the voters.

I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ASS!!!!!
that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

"A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own." AMEN.

this was sent to me by a friend,I think she must know my commie brother..