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PostSubject: When girls don't put out   When girls don't put out EmptyMon Apr 20, 2009 9:12 am

This was written by a guy...it's pretty damn smart.

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much.
And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men
think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well,
the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'
I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
hear... 'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, ‘Can’t you just love me for who
I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Realizing that nothing was going to
happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a
nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so
excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from
all of the excitement.. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a
man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman..' And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.
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PostSubject: Re: When girls don't put out   When girls don't put out EmptyMon Apr 20, 2009 9:17 am

When girls don't put out 13435 lol! When girls don't put out 13435 lol! But if I were him I'd be hide
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PostSubject: Re: When girls don't put out   When girls don't put out EmptyMon Apr 20, 2009 9:30 am

good one roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: When girls don't put out   When girls don't put out EmptyMon Apr 20, 2009 9:41 am

roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao


Great one!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: When girls don't put out   When girls don't put out EmptyMon Apr 20, 2009 3:06 pm

roflmao roflmao roflmao ............. hide
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PostSubject: Re: When girls don't put out   When girls don't put out EmptyMon Apr 20, 2009 3:44 pm

roflmao roflmao roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: When girls don't put out   When girls don't put out EmptyMon Apr 20, 2009 6:30 pm

AAAAAA he aint having sex for a while. Tonight included.
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PostSubject: Re: When girls don't put out   When girls don't put out EmptyMon Apr 20, 2009 8:39 pm

HAHAHAHA thats great
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