MarkM SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 503 Registration date : 2009-04-19 Age : 55 Location : Pinch, WV
| Subject: When girls don't put out Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:12 am | |
| This was written by a guy...it's pretty damn smart.
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.' I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... 'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, ‘Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.' We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.'
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.' Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'
I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman..' And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her. | |
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Foxfire SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 6060 Registration date : 2008-04-01 Age : 73 Location : Bristol, Wisconsin
| Subject: Re: When girls don't put out Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:17 am | |
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mking SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 410 Registration date : 2008-09-02 Age : 49 Location : charleston wv
| Subject: Re: When girls don't put out Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:30 am | |
| good one | |
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MarkW SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 231 Registration date : 2008-12-31 Age : 53 Location : Richmond Ky
| Subject: Re: When girls don't put out Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:41 am | |
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wvyankee2 SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 10321 Registration date : 2008-01-22 Age : 64 Location : Mohave County, Arizona
| Subject: Re: When girls don't put out Mon Apr 20, 2009 3:06 pm | |
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S SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 1655 Registration date : 2008-09-12 Age : 52 Location : Solsberry, Indiana
| Subject: Re: When girls don't put out Mon Apr 20, 2009 3:44 pm | |
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nocerisdave SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 5674 Registration date : 2008-01-22 Age : 59 Location : Laceys Spring AL
| Subject: Re: When girls don't put out Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:30 pm | |
| AAAAAA he aint having sex for a while. Tonight included. | |
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shawnley1222 SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 2745 Registration date : 2008-01-22 Age : 37 Location : Brandon, FL
| Subject: Re: When girls don't put out Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:39 pm | |
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